"So, what have you been up to?" - Ten answers not to give.
- "Just hangin' round the park hunting stray domestic animals with a machete."
- "I've been working on my novel about a rapist clown. He likes to keep the nipples as souvenirs. Its a comedy."
- "I've been so busy trying to keep my boyfriend and girlfriend from finding out about each other."
- "Actually, I've gotten into the habit of lubricating my fingers and playing with my anus whilst I masturbate."
- "Sorry, I can't talk now, I've got a bus to catch. These backpacks don't detonate themselves you know!"
- "Campaigning to convince people of the virtues of WorkChoices."
- "Kiddy fiddling."
- "Since you ask, have you heard of Dianetics?"
- "Well I've got this new girlfriend who's totally into all that vampire shit..."
- "Just been chillin' with my mate Shannon. You know Shannon Noll? Yeah, he's like, my best mate now..."
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