Sunday, 29 October 2006

Because sometimes you just hate people.

"So, what have you been up to?" - Ten answers not to give.

- "Just hangin' round the park hunting stray domestic animals with a machete."

- "I've been working on my novel about a rapist clown. He likes to keep the nipples as souvenirs. Its a comedy."

- "I've been so busy trying to keep my boyfriend and girlfriend from finding out about each other."

- "Actually, I've gotten into the habit of lubricating my fingers and playing with my anus whilst I masturbate."

- "Sorry, I can't talk now, I've got a bus to catch. These backpacks don't detonate themselves you know!"

- "Campaigning to convince people of the virtues of WorkChoices."

- "Kiddy fiddling."

- "Since you ask, have you heard of Dianetics?"

- "Well I've got this new girlfriend who's totally into all that vampire shit..."

- "Just been chillin' with my mate Shannon. You know Shannon Noll? Yeah, he's like, my best mate now..."

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