Editorial: Reckless Sim Card Providers

He may not have known that the sim card would be used in a terrorist act, but Mohamed Haneef didn't bother to ask, and we here at The Daily Worry believe that this makes his actions reckless.

Philip Ruddock yesterday canvassed a list of proposed amendments to anti-terror legislation, declaring that the current laws, whilst being a vast improvement over our previous rights-based system of law, still needed some fine-tuning.

The Daily Worry applauds Mr Ruddock for having the courage to push forward with these desperately needed reforms, including the following new laws:

• Recklessly serving coffee to a potential terrorist.

• Recklessly providing street directions to a muslim.

• Providing comfort to a suspected terrorist through sexual intercourse.

• Providing a hair cut to a suspected terrorist.

• Viewing or distributing material likely to promote Al Jazeera.

• Recklessly failing to purchase a return ticket.

• Parking in a disabled zone.

• Recklessly providing an interview to Lateline.

• Performing emergency surgery on a suspected terrorist.

• Recklessly chatting up a lady in a hijab.

• Recklessly leaking material to a media outlet in a manner likely to cause embarassment.

• Recklessly providing an interview to a biographer.

• Recklessly defending a suspected terrorist in a court of law.

• Negligently failing to display a fridge magnet.

• Reckless indifference to government propaganda.