"I'll be voting for the ALP because I just think the Australian Liberal Party have more experience in managing the economy.""I heard that 70% of Labor are in a trade union, so it kind of worries me that they might wreck the economy."
"I'll be voting Family First because I value my family, and I want to put them first. Except my second son whom I disowned because he's a faggot."
"I like the sound of Kevin Rudd's education revolution, but I'm concerned about Labor's ability to manage the economy. I'm worried that we'll end up with 70% interest rates again."
"I'm definately voting for the Greens because they're the only ones opposed to the Guns Mill in Tasmania and I'm worried that some of those guns will end up in our schools."
"I'll be voting Liberal because the Labor party have really stuffed up our hospitals and trains."
"I'm a swinging voter, but I think this time I'll be voting Labor because of the GST."
"I've decided to vote for the Democrats this election because I really like Al Gore."
"I think we need someone like Pauline Hanson as Prime Minister so I'll be voting for her. We have to protect our borders from terrorists and Aboriginals."
"I'll be voting Liberal because they're offering $3 billion more tax cuts than Labor."
"Well I've got $10 on a quinella of Howard for PM and Alan Jones for Wallabies coach, so you know who I'll be voting for."
